Funny Poem

Christmas is a sacred occasion and to spread some cheer in this season,
we bring you some humorous Christmas poems. A poem is a delightful way
of expressing thoughts in a beautiful way. To share the lighter moments
of Christmas, go through these funny poems for Christmas that is sure to
bring a smile on your face and make you feel relaxed as you rush to
prepare for the holiday season.



All I Want for Christmas

Every body stops

and stares at me

These two teeth are

gone as you can see

I don’t know just who

to blame for this catastrophe!

But my one wish on Christmas Eve

is as plain as it can be!



All I want for Christmas

are my two front teeth

my two front teeth,

see my two front teeth!



If I could only

have my two front teeth,

then I could wish you

Merry Christmas

It seems so long since I could say,

‘Sister Susie sitting on a thistle’

How happy I’d be,

If I could only whistle



All I want for Christmas

are my two front teeth

my two front teeth,

see my two front teeth.

So I could wish you

Merry Christmas!



I’ll be Cloned for Christmas

I’ll be cloned for Christmas

You can count many me’s!

Please have plenty of food for my multiple brood

And lots of presents for the many me’s to appease!



Christmas Eve will find the many me’s

Where the family screams!

I’ll be cloned for Christmas

But only in multiplying extremes!



Holly Jolly Christmas

Have a holly, jolly Christmas;

It’s the best time of the year

I don’t know if it will snow,

But have a cup of cheer.



Have a holly, jolly Christmas;

And when you walk down the street

Say Hello to friends you know

and everyone you meet.



Oh, ho, the mistletoe

hung where you can see;

Somebody waits for you;

Kiss her once for me.

Have a holly jolly Christmas,

and in case you didn’t hear,

Have a holly, jolly Christmas this year.



Christmas Is Great But…

Christmas is great but,

Everyone’s insane!

Going crazy with this funny Christmas game

Wrapping gifts and cooking food

and no one has time or is not in the mood.



Giving gifts to one another

no one has time for my brother

no attention for me at all

I can’t even go to the mall!

Christmas morning comes and what do I see

A huge Christmas present for me under the tree!

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